So I’ve discovered that there is no such thing as easing back into motherhood.  I arrived home late Monday night to a relatively neat and tidy house.  But by lunchtime on Tuesday, it looked like a cyclone had hit and left me for dead.  I simply could not get back into the swing of things.  [...]

The context is in the car, riding to school.  Me, clearly agitated:  Oh, no.  I forgot the pretzels for snack.  Argh.  I’ll have to drop you off and go back and get them. C:  No you didn’t.  They’re right here. Me:  Oh, good.  I thought I left them at home. C: And if you did, [...]

You can basically sum up this show in three words.  Vote For Jordin.  Nuff said. Naw, you know I wouldn’t do that to you!  I’ll give you the full, unabridged recap.  But it really is hard to remember much else besides that last performance.  Fortunately for you, my loyal fans (all twelve of you) I [...]

Wow.  It’s been so long since I’ve blogged, I feel like I’ve forgotten how!  I had a great time on vaca, but of course it’s always wonderful to be with my family again.  I received quite the royal mommy welcome.  Although it wasn’t exactly the fairytale homecoming that I had envisioned.  You know, with the [...]

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go… I won’t be posting from my fabulous vacation destination.  There will be internet access, but I will be way too busy gabbing and eating po’boys and hushpuppies and gabbing and drinking margaritas and, you know, gabbing to have time to post.  Besides, our Hostess with the [...]

Plane tickets… check. Pedicure… check.  New flip-flops… check. Ipod… check. Frivolous gossip rag… check. (I know.  I should be ashamed.  But at least it’s People and not Star or something.  A girl’s gotta have some standards.) Camera… check. Battery chargers… check. Diapers…  WAIT.  I won’t be needing those! *pauses for happy dance* *resumes packing* Stylish [...]