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September 2007

Sunday Scripture

by Jo-Lynne on September 30, 2007

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I've added a few new features to Musings of a Housewife that I hope will be helpful. Over the weekend I created a Whole Foods Resources page that is a great place to start if you are interested in learning more about the whole foods lifestyle. I also compiled my design tutorials into one convenient location. Both are linked in my nav bar. And there is now a Print Friendly button at the bottom of each post, should you feel like printing recipes or information for future reference. Before printing, you will have the option to delete any photos or content you don't need.

The Lord gives wisdom, and from His mouth come knowledge and understanding.
Proverbs 2:6

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I Survived!

by Jo-Lynne on September 29, 2007

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So.  I survived the last 24 hours. 

Survived meaning, I’m still living and breathing.  Which is more than I can say for my house. 

Isn’t it funny how your house can be in tip-top shape when your first guest arrives, and by the time the third guest arrives, the kitchen is a disaster.  Then by the time the first guest leaves, the whole first floor of your house is a disaster.  And by the time the last guest leaves, you wonder what on earth you were thinking when you volunteered to host a brunch for 25 women?

Naw, it really wasn’t that bad.  At least, it seems better now that I’ve had a 3-hour nap.  Yes, I said three hours. 

After my last guest left, I took a look at my disaster of a kitchen, and decided to leave it is it was and go upstairs to put the baby down for her nap.  As it turned out, she put me down for a nap.  We both slept for three hours. 

GLORIOUS.

When I got up, everything was as I had left it, but it didn’t seem so overwhelming.  With Hubby’s help, we got everything back in shape shortly.

Which leads me to the Silpada party last night. 

I just have one question.  How is it that I haven’t discovered this stuff before now?  Perhaps God was being gracious, knowing that once I saw it, I would covet EVERYTHING.

I’ve been to other jewelry shows, and I didn’t really get too excited about them.  But this Silpada thing.  I could get into this.

So much for no frivolous spending.

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I couldn’t resist those.  I’ve been wanting a pair of earrings to wear when I want something funky and fun that will stand out.  I wear diamond studs all the time, and I lurv my diamonds.  But sometimes an outfit or an event just calls for something, well, BIGGER.  You know?  These Silpada beauties fit the bill.

I think I tried on every piece of jewelry she had on display, but I only allowed myself to buy one item.  And these were one of the least expensive items she had.  So I was pretty proud of myself.

I have several pieces on my Christmas wishlist. 

Like this.

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Isn’t that FAB? 

FAB is my new word, by the way.  You have to write it in all caps.  Last night, everything the hostess had was SO FAB.  She was cracking me up.  No one pout on a thing that didn’t look JUST FAB.  Can you imagine?  She’s a saleswoman through and through. 

Then there was this.

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It’s a choker, and the little silver bead lays right in the dent in my collar bone.  There must be a more elegant word to describe that part of one’s anatomy than a dent, but it escapes me at the moment.

Anyway, I wore that necklace around most of the night.  In fact, the hostess had to rip it off me, kicking and screaming, before she would let me leave.  It suited me perfectly, everybody said so.  I really hope she puts a bug in Hubby’s ear come Christmas time.

I would host a party (you know how they always try to suck you in with promises of free stuff), but I’m pretty sure another neighbor is going to do one, and I really don’t think our neighborhood can handle more than one Silpada party before Christmas. 

Then I thought, Hey!  What if I become a Silpada Rep?  ‘Cause, you know, I’d have to keep a well-stocked inventory to be a successful business woman.  Meaning lots of pretty jewelry for moi!  And maybe I could even earn myself a bit of extra spending money. 

But I find it hard to believe that anyone really makes anything through these home show businesses.  I wouldn’t do it just for the jewelry.  I’d only do it if I thought I could make some extra spending money.  I wouldn’t need enough to support my family.  But enough to support my handbag habit would be nice.

Does anyone have any input or advice on this? 

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A Day in the Life of a Mom

by Jo-Lynne on September 28, 2007

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Last night I got a call from my son’s 2nd grade teacher, asking for a parent volunteer to come in this morning and help the kids make apple turnovers.  I was just complaining to a friend the other day that I really want to help out in his classroom, and I’ve offered on several occasions, but I haven’t been contacted yet.  So when I got the call, I jumped at the chance.

Of course, at nine o’clock at night, jumping at the chance involved a last-minute scramble for child-care and a quick rearrange of my plans for today. 

‘Cause, have I mentioned the brunch I’m hosting tomorrow for TWENTY-FIVE women from my church?  Suffice it to say, I had a few things on my agenda this morning.  Things that did not involve a two-hour stint at my son’s school as the Turnover Lady.

But it was important to my son and to me that I be there.  So we worked out the legistics.

Isn’t "legistics" a valid word?  My spell checker doesn’t like it, and I can’t even find it at dictionary.com.  Hmph.

So anyway.  We worked out the details.  There, take that Mr. Spell Check.

I had a great time, and my son was so excited to have me there.  It’s always nice to be a fly on the wall, so to speak, in your child’s school and see the inner workings.  So far I’ve always been pleased.  This year he is blessed to have a wonderful teacher who has the experience of thirty years in the teaching profession but hasn’t yet begun to get burned out.  You can see that she loves what she does, and the kids obviously adore her.

But one thing really stuck out at me while I was there, and that was the attire of the teachers.  In stark contrast to the overdressed lady at the orthodontist office the other day, what I witnessed today was just as shocking to me, and yet at the other end of the wardrobe spectrum. 

I saw more flip flops, blue jeans, and message t-shirts than I’ve seen in one place since I went to that Steve Miller Band concert back in college.  And I’m not talking about the students.  In fact, I daresay the students were better dressed than the teachers.  When I was substitute teaching ten years ago, I know they weren’t dressing like this.  And it’s not like this is a lower socio-economic area either.  I knew that the teaching profession had gone casual in its dress code, and I’m glad for teachers to be comfortable, but at some point there’s a lack of respect for the position.  And I daresay they’ve crossed that line.

I know, I know, enough with the judging of other people’s wardrobe choices this week.  I probably ought to take a good look at the log in my eye.  But I really was caught off guard by this.

Anyway, after I finished being Turnover Lady, I morphed back into Hostess-With-The-Mostest and ran to the grocery store to pick up a few last minute ingredients for the strata I’m making for tomorrow. 

Then on my way to pick up my daughter at preschool, I noticed the McDonalds in the grocery store parking lot.  Usually Mickey-D’s doesn’t appeal to me all that much, but I was starving, and for some reason old Ronald McDonald was calling my name.  So I thought to myself, I’ll just pick up a Happy Meal for the baby so I don’t have to mess up the kitchen fixing her lunch.  (C ate at school today — Oh, Lunch Bunch, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.)

I got the Happy Meal for R and a cheeseburger for myself, paid the friendly clerk, and went on about my merry way.  The fries were hot and fresh and salty and oh-so-yummy.  (Shhhh.  Don’t tell Dr. Weil.)  The Coke was the perfect ratio of high fructose syrup and carbonation (Dr. Weil has fainted dead away by now).  Coke lovers among us, have you noticed that there’s nothing quite like a McDonald’s Coca-Cola?  How is it so much better than it is anywhere else?? 

When I reached the first stop-light, I unwrapped my cheeseburger, smiling in anticipation.  I wiped the drool off my chin and took a bite.

It was a most disappointing bite.  It was room temperature.  It was dry.  The cheese wasn’t even melted.  It looked and tasted like it had been sitting around since yesterday.  And it very well might have been, as this was only 11:30 in the morning.  Am I mistaken, or do they not even serve their lunch menu until 11AM?  I can’t imagine that a burger made within the last 30 minutes could be so stale and dissatisfactory.

I took another bite, for some reason expecting it to be better than the first.  It was not.

Before I was tempted to finish it, I put it back in the bag, rolled the top down, and then as an added measure of insurance, I squeezed it and mashed it up until it no longer resembled a cheeseburger.  Which is a good thing, because sure enough, a couple minutes later, I found myself reaching for the demolished cheeseburger, forgetting momentarily about its demise.

Could I possibly use more commas in one sentence?

At any rate, I would have probably finished the thing had I not killed it when I had the chance.

So after my unfortunate McDonalds experience, I returned home to unload groceries, arrange flowers, prepare a strata, set the table, and complete all the last minute household tasks that are required when one is hosting an event in one’s home.

And that is where I am at this very moment.

But I have one more thing to add.  I’m going to my first Silpada party tonight.  Yes, with an event in the morning.  But I really need want a night out.  (Hosting a brunch does not count., even if Hubs is taking the kids far far away for a couple of hours.)  So I’m going to try to be all ready for tomorrow when I leave for the party tonight so I’m not up until 1am cleaning bathrooms and arranging flowers.  Not that I would ever procrastinate such important tasks until the last minute like that.

Anyway, for those of you who don’t know and are too lazy to click on the link, Silpada is a company that sells their merchandise through home parties like Pampered Chef and Tupperware.  Except it’s jewelry and not kitchen tools.  And from what I understand, it’s not cheap jewelry either.  At least, the prices aren’t cheap. I can’t speak to the quality of the products, although I’ll be sure to let you know tomorrow.

So my question to you is this.  Can you or should you or do you justify spending money on pricey jewelry for yourself for no good reason?  Or do you usually go to such an event prepared only to purchase Christmas gifts for women in your life?  Or maybe you should look for a Christmas gift for yourself and make life easier on your husband buy purchasing it and giving it to him to give to you on December 25th.

And by "you" I really mean "me".  In case you didn’t figure that out already.

Also.  I’m not proof-reading.  No time.  So I apologize in advance for any typos or poorly formed sentences.

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My Latest Healthy Snack Find!

by Jo-Lynne on September 28, 2007

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Look what I came across today when I was shopping at my local grocery store!

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You know I’m always on the lookout for healthy snacks, and these fit the bill.  The first ingredient is whole grain wheat flour, and they contain 12 grains, including flaxseed.  AND there are four grams of fiber per serving.

They are very tasty, and best of all, they don’t skimp on the salt.  Because I don’t know about you, but for me, a pretzel without salt is like bread without butter, Lucy without Ricky, television without Lost.  You get the idea . . .

What’s the point?

AND you don’t have to travel across state lines to find the nearest health food store.  They are carried by your local grocer.  Unless you don’t have Herr’s products where you live, in which case, you have bigger problems than finding a healthy pretzel. 

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Link Love

by Jo-Lynne on September 28, 2007

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Girlymama muses on the Qualities of a Mother.  This is a MUST READ.  Good for a laugh, but so very true.

My favorite new bloggy find, Alpha Mom has advice on Hair Mistakes You Are Probably Making.  Her blog is chock full of great beauty advice.  This is just one that pertains to my situation at the moment.

Chris on The Modern Mother.  This ain’t your mother’s motherhood.

Sari on Some Days.  I love this post.  I also love her label.

Play Deprivation?  (Hat tip to Rhen.)  This is an excellent article. 

We are so blessed to have a neighborhood full of kids for our kids to run and play with.  I do feel like they get lots of playtime.  We turn off the TV and video games and force them OUT.  They run from one house to the other without really checking with us.  I love this. 

I know not everyone lives in a situation where that kind of freedom and lack of structure is safe or practical.  But I think every parent needs to beware of over-scheduling and inundating their kids with toys that require no imagination or initiative.

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Breaking My Promise

by Jo-Lynne on September 27, 2007

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Well, I had my brief moment of introspection this morning, and now it’s back to frivolity as usual here on The Blob.

I know I promised no more hair talk.  But it just would not be right not to share with you my newfound haircare information. 

Did you know, for instance, that there is such a thing as a deep conditioner?  I’ve always made use of regular conditioner when I wash my hair.  But I never knew I was supposed to be doing something called deep conditioning.  Evidently this is a heavy cream that you apply and usually leave in your hair for several hours or even overnight.  You should do this every week or two, depending on the health of your hair.

I did not know this.

And then.  There is something else called a restructuring treatment.  Did you know about this?

Now this is not the same thing, evidently, as a deep conditioning treatment.  The deep conditioning improves hair structure.  The restructuring treatment can actually repair the hair.

Who knew!?  You can actually repair hair!  Did you know this?

Of course you did.  Evidently I’m the last person on the face of the earth to learn about such miraculous beauty treatments.

And wait.  There’s more!

When your hair starts to get weighed down by all the goop you’re putting on it, there is something called a clarifying shampoo that should get rid of all the residue and buildup left from all your newfound hair products.  This should be used about once a month.

I’ve also discovered the existence of a thermal hair protector.  This you should use before you style your hair with any heat appliance, such as a hair dryer or curling iron.

Aren’t I just brimming with helpful information this afternoon?

And why, you might ask, am I all of the sudden so interested in haircare?  Well, I’ve always had pretty healthy hair.  I haven’t had a permanent since 1989, and I’ve only used color once or twice.  So basically I’ve had healthy hair that I haven’t had to think too much about.

But now I’m 35.  And evidently, not only does your waistline begin to helplessly expand when you turn 35, but your once vibrant, sleek, and healthy hair suddenly turns dry and fuzzy.  For no apparent reason.  Or possibly due to the overuse of certain heated hair appliances.

Joy.

After several people mentioned that it looks like I’ve fried my hair, I began searching for answers.  Is it diet?  Is it my beloved ceramic flat iron?  Is it age? 

And most importantly, what can I do about it???

With the help of some good friends, we have identified my hair issues and I have been properly educated about all sorts of lovely treatments with which to repair my stressed-out hair.

I started by applying olive oil the other night and sleeping with it in my hair.  Greasy pillow, anyone?  The next day it looked and felt much nicer.  But today it’s back to it’s original frizzy state, although it still doesn’t feel as dry as it did before. 

I’m about to try the restructuring treatment next.  I also purchased new shampoo and conditioner that I’m hoping will help, as well as a thermal hair protector.  AND I’ve been laying off my ceramic styling iron, as instructed by, well, anyone who has been forced to listen to my sob story about my freaked-out hair.  Instead, I’m getting to know my big round brush a little bit better. 

Does anyone else find the big round brush intimidating?  I’m such an idiot when I get a big round brush in my hand.  There should be college courses offered on proper technique.  I’d attend.

So there.  All you ever wanted to know about haircare.  And then some.

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Deep Thoughts

September 27, 2007

This morning I was perusing my Bloglines subscriptions when I came across this post by Georgia Mom, and I was convicted to get off the computer and spend my time reading something more worthwhile, namely the Word of God.
As I commented to Georgia Mom, I, too, read these blogs by women who are suffering deeply, [...]

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At Some Point, You’re Just Too Old

September 26, 2007

I went to the orthodontist this morning to have x-rays and molds taken.  I think I’m going to go ahead with Invisalign.  Cause there’s nothing sexier than a 35-year-old mom with braces.  And of course I just happen to have four grand sitting around with nothing to spend it on.  Yeah, right.
Anyway.
As I was sitting [...]

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Chocolate Martini Recipe

September 26, 2007

As requested . . .
1/4 cup Godiva chocolate liqueur1/4 cup vanilla vodkasplash of milk or half-and-half (optional)ice
Shake or stir well.  Pour into a glass, discard ice.  ENJOY!
(For fun, throw a Hershey Kiss in the bottom of the glass.)
I have to confess, I feel a little naughty posting this recipe before 5pm.

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Wordless Wednesday (My Little Pumpkins — Fall 2003)

September 26, 2007

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